my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
