WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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