glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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