yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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