I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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