Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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