OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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