Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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