Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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