You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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