I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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