I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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