why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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