I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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