I want to have your abortion
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
PANTIES FOUND
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