If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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