Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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