I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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