I'll bet she douches with gravy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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