let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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