can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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