were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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