he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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