I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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