Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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