I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Couch. On fire.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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