$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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