dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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