new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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