Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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