Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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