I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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