Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
