if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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