i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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