You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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