He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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