Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
