she was so not down for the gang bang
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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