I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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