I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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