Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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