You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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