he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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