we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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