so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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