Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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