you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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