We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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