I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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