i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
