What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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