four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
